ALL GAS.NO NORMAL.
Meet Bomi. Big heart. Bigger delts.
Absolutely no indoor voice.
TERRIBLE INFLUENCE ON YOUR BEDTIME.

AT BEING
A LOT.
RARE. UNFILTERED.
THE HAIRCUT.
PERSONALITY.

ON VACATION.
A FEW SCREWS.
ICONICALLY
LOOSE.
Some people enter a room.
Bomi changes the room’s insurance policy.
He’s the gym buddy who turns up for you. The beach-town legend who knows absolutely everyone. The guy with a wildly specific haircut and the unshakeable belief that this is about to be the best day of your life.
Honestly? He might be onto something.
TALK BIG.
BACK IT UP.
Five attempts. One sweet spot.
Stop the marker in the zone and prove
you’ve got more than main-character energy.
No warm-up. No excuses.
Bomi is absolutely watching.
VIBE CHECK
FIVE ROUNDS.500 POINTS.
YOU’VE GOT THIS. PROBABLY.
“You don’t need a five-year plan. You need a friend with a speaker.”
OUR KIND
OF WEIRD.
Gym rats. Group-chat instigators.
Emotionally invested chart-watchers.
People who are a little too much.
You’re in the right house.
Put your name on it. Get your pass.
Send it to your favourite bad influence.
LEAVE WITH A STORY.
ONE OF US.
